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[never_very_good]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

AMORY

FELIX

All right, yeah, so he's kind of funny looking. And a total ass, and not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But come on, anyone like that has to have some redeeming quality, though I can't even begin to guess what. For a low, low price, you could be the lucky sucker to figure it out! And if you'd think a black eye would help his looks, that can be arranged at no extra cost.

'Cause let's face it, not everyone's made of money, so I give you the best-- well, anyway, a budget option. Bidding starts at the low price of two yellows!

Comments

[adamantined]

I'm willing to contribute to the Black Eye Fund.

[never_very_good]

Does that count as a bid? Cause I don't care what you do to him if you win him, just for the record.

[adamantined]

That just counts as a punch in the face.

[never_very_good]

Think there's a line forming for that.

[adamantined]

No offense, but I get first dibs after today.

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

I have to say, he mixes good drinks. But I will pass this one, in favor of watching you two torment each other.

[never_very_good]

You sure? 'Cause honestly, if you want, I could probably cut you a half-price deal. I bet no one wants him.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

I see your friend chose a wonderful picture of you...

[never_very_good]

Amory's not my friend, he's an asshole.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

That explains a lot then... and to think he's trying to cash out on you during this curse.

[never_very_good]

I saw. It's why I'm selling him.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

...and that's why I'm trying to "buy" you from him, so to save you from any indignity.

[fatespoken]

Why, isn't that cute.

Did you stalk me for that photograph?

[never_very_good]

Maybe you're surprised to learn it, but you look like that pretty much all the time.

[fatespoken]

Somehow you've known my face longer than I've known you.

[eiremagic]

.....what the bloody...

[never_very_good]

It's his own fucking fault, okay.

[eiremagic]

He is not fucking selling you.

[never_very_good]

No. But he's advertising.

[eiremagic]

I'll break his fucking face.

With a machine gun.

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[7thborn.livejournal.com]

Ugh, why.

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[never_very_good]

Because you never know, maybe someone's got money to burn.

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[7thborn.livejournal.com]

Can't imagine anyone would want to waste their money on him. Unless they really need a bloke to do their chores or something. Even then, he's more trouble than he's worth.

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[7thborn.livejournal.com]

Still.

Good choice of photograph.

You've really... captured his personality, there.

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[never_very_good]

I thought it suited him, yeah.

So far no takers, so maybe you're right.