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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
AMORY
FELIX
All right, yeah, so he's kind of funny looking. And a total ass, and not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But come on, anyone like that has to have some redeeming quality, though I can't even begin to guess what. For a low, low price, you could be the lucky sucker to figure it out! And if you'd think a black eye would help his looks, that can be arranged at no extra cost.
'Cause let's face it, not everyone's made of money, so I give you the best-- well, anyway, a budget option. Bidding starts at the low price of two yellows!
FELIX
All right, yeah, so he's kind of funny looking. And a total ass, and not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But come on, anyone like that has to have some redeeming quality, though I can't even begin to guess what. For a low, low price, you could be the lucky sucker to figure it out! And if you'd think a black eye would help his looks, that can be arranged at no extra cost.
'Cause let's face it, not everyone's made of money, so I give you the best-- well, anyway, a budget option. Bidding starts at the low price of two yellows!
