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Nov. 28th, 2012 06:52 pm
never_very_good: ([☾] but the little green wheels are)
Doesn't even seem weird anymore when people bleed half to death, shit turns to candy, whatever. But this? Creeps me out.

Dunno what that says.

Just glad it's not me for once.

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Aug. 16th, 2011 08:52 pm
never_very_good: ([☾] the cocking of the rifles)
[ VOICE ]

Why'd the vampire call a funeral home?

[Pause.]

Ordering take-out.

Why do vampires make shitty company?

[Pause.]

They're a pain in the neck.

What does a vampire missing a fang do?

[Pause.]

Grin and bare it.

Why shouldn't you tell a vampire to get a life?

[Pause.]

He might take yours.

There! Jeez.

[CLICK.]

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Jan. 23rd, 2011 06:07 pm
never_very_good: (Default)
It's the nineties all over again.

This was funny for five minutes, now I remember why I got sick of watching then.

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