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[never_very_good]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

AMORY

FELIX

All right, yeah, so he's kind of funny looking. And a total ass, and not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But come on, anyone like that has to have some redeeming quality, though I can't even begin to guess what. For a low, low price, you could be the lucky sucker to figure it out! And if you'd think a black eye would help his looks, that can be arranged at no extra cost.

'Cause let's face it, not everyone's made of money, so I give you the best-- well, anyway, a budget option. Bidding starts at the low price of two yellows!

Comments

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[never_very_good]

Well if I charged what he's worth I'd have to pay someone to take him.

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[eiremagic]

It might be worth it. I think there's some spare change in the sofa.

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[never_very_good]

Cheaper just to ignore him.

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[eiremagic]

Not actually possible.

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[never_very_good]

He really bug you that much?

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[eiremagic]

Nah. Most days he's me friend.

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[never_very_good]

In a way where you still kinda want to beat his smug face in?

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[eiremagic]

Yep.

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[never_very_good]

I get that.

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[eiremagic]

I figure.

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[never_very_good]

Still.

Principle of the thing, selling him.

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[eiremagic]

I'm just pleased no one's selling me.

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[never_very_good]

I am, too.

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[eiremagic]

Why, what would you do if I was?

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[never_very_good]

Not sure. Depends who was doing it and whether I thought I could take 'em.