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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

AMORY

FELIX

All right, yeah, so he's kind of funny looking. And a total ass, and not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But come on, anyone like that has to have some redeeming quality, though I can't even begin to guess what. For a low, low price, you could be the lucky sucker to figure it out! And if you'd think a black eye would help his looks, that can be arranged at no extra cost.

'Cause let's face it, not everyone's made of money, so I give you the best-- well, anyway, a budget option. Bidding starts at the low price of two yellows!

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Oh.

Well. Okay.

[SHE HAS SOME MINOR JEALOUSY ISSUES. And by minor we mean major]

'Sides, he's a shitty salesman.

[Frankie's not used to being the object of anyone's jealousy. It's kind of interesting.]

Yeah, well, he's a moron.

[She hopes it doesn't get old quickly]

Truest thing anyone's ever said.

Don't let him know about...us, yeah?

He'll never let me hear the fucking end of it.

Sure, if you want. Isn't any of his business anyway.

I really appreciate it.

It's not a problem.

...also I think the price is a little steep. For Amory.

I figured I might as well try to make myself some profit.

What, you paying for a night on the town? I think we could get a hot dog to share.

Well if I charged what he's worth I'd have to pay someone to take him.

It might be worth it. I think there's some spare change in the sofa.

Cheaper just to ignore him.

Not actually possible.

He really bug you that much?

Nah. Most days he's me friend.

In a way where you still kinda want to beat his smug face in?

Yep.

I get that.

I figure.

Still.

Principle of the thing, selling him.

I'm just pleased no one's selling me.

I am, too.

Why, what would you do if I was?

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