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[never_very_good]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

AMORY

FELIX

All right, yeah, so he's kind of funny looking. And a total ass, and not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But come on, anyone like that has to have some redeeming quality, though I can't even begin to guess what. For a low, low price, you could be the lucky sucker to figure it out! And if you'd think a black eye would help his looks, that can be arranged at no extra cost.

'Cause let's face it, not everyone's made of money, so I give you the best-- well, anyway, a budget option. Bidding starts at the low price of two yellows!

Comments

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Oh? Who said that couldn't happen too?

[never_very_good]

There's a line to beat the shit outta him.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Then I hold him down so you can get some very accurate shots on him...

[never_very_good]

Hey, if you want to.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

I have no problem with this guy... outside the fact that he implied... no, he suggested that I wanted to buy you so that I... we could make a sex tape. So yes, I wouldn't mind doing that.

[never_very_good]

I'll fucking gut him.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

I have actual claws... and stingers. Let me do that.

[never_very_good]

Well.. you probably.. shouldn't actually, just... [SEETHING, just a bit.]

I'm sure the little shit meant it as a joke.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

I will only do it, if you wish me to. I shouldn't maim him too badly anyway. It would look badly on me. Besides, psychological torture would work much better.

...with how everyone is today, I think not.

[never_very_good]

Amory's an asshole, but he probably knows better than to mean it.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say... I find that we still speak whatever we perceive to be the truth even when cursed...

[never_very_good]

Not sure you understand how an asshole's sense of humor works.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

You sure? I keep pseudo-guardianship over Riley-chan, and he would typify as an "asshole"... or at least a similar breed.