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[never_very_good]

[VOICE;]

Gosh, I can't figure out what in the world is going on today but it's pretty darned frustrating!

[This is not even remotely what he intended to say, and this silence? is him quietly fuming.]

I helped a little girl get her kitten out of a tree, before.

When does that ever happen?!

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[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Why does it matter?

[never_very_good]

Because it's silly. Very silly.

[CLEARLY not the vocabulary he wanted, there.]

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

How entertained the Raven patrons must be.

[Voice;]

[neurotoxicity]

[She's trying to not laugh, trying extremely hard.]

Nothing wrong with helping little girls and their kittens.

[Voice;]

[never_very_good]

But when has a little girl's kitten ever gotten stuck in a tree, for real? It's like being stuck in a d-[thiswillnotcomeoutright] delightful children's book.

[Voice;]

[neurotoxicity]

I'm not exactly sure how that even happens. But it does seem delightful and cheery. Maybe you can rescue a damsel in distress next.

placeholder; /rolls over on you

[thenormalsquint]

More often than you think with cats.

OH I SEE HOW IT IS <3 kayyyy bb <3

[never_very_good]

I never saw one before.

She had a little pink bow in her hair and everything. It was seriously quite creepy.

YOU SEE NOTHING.

[thenormalsquint]

The cat or the girl?

voice;

[adamantined]

Apparently it happens right now.

voice;

[never_very_good]

It's total [paaause as he tries like hell to say something past today's kid-friendly rating] ...nonsense.

Golly.

[HUFF.]

voice;

[adamantined]

Good golly.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

You sound... odd. Why do you sound like you just came out of the 1950's?

[never_very_good]

Pretty darn sure I'm cursed.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

How sad... I feel for you. I'm just damn glad I'm not cursed today~!

[fatespoken]

If you're going to use that language at the Blue Light, I suggest you tape your mouth shut.

[never_very_good]

Wouldn't wanna offend anyone's delicate sensibilities.

[ voice ]

[stacked]

[ this comment is just laughing because faith is a bitch like that. ]

[ voice ]

[never_very_good]

Yeah, yeah. Very funny.

voice[

[the-alice.livejournal.com]

That's a very kind thing to do. Why are you so upset about it?

voice[

[never_very_good]

I'm not upset, I'm just weirded out.

voice;

[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

That's...kinda sweet.

[ she's actually doing a pretty decent job of hiding her amusement, but there's a reason her response is in voice. ]

voice;

[never_very_good]

I guess.

I still don't really get what's going on.

Backdated; because Mici is a loser or something

[eiremagic]

Golly gosh and jeepers, mister.

Backdated; because Mici is AWESOME

[never_very_good]

This place is ffunny.

Except. The opposite of funny.