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[never_very_good]

[VOICE;]

Gosh, I can't figure out what in the world is going on today but it's pretty darned frustrating!

[This is not even remotely what he intended to say, and this silence? is him quietly fuming.]

I helped a little girl get her kitten out of a tree, before.

When does that ever happen?!

Comments

[ voice ]

[stacked]

[ this comment is just laughing because faith is a bitch like that. ]

[ voice ]

[never_very_good]

Yeah, yeah. Very funny.

[ voice ]

[stacked]

Come on, it's freaking hilarious.

[ voice ]

[never_very_good]

I'm sure it's fff[TRYING. trying. fail.]fantastically hilarious when you're not doing it.

[ voice ]

[stacked]

Yeah, pretty much.

[ look, she's not even going to bother to deny that. it's hilarious so long as it's not her. ]

So, what. You get cursed into some Leave it to Beaver nightmare or something?

[ voice ]

[never_very_good]

[Being honest about it wins a couple points in his book, actually.]

No idea. It kinda feels like the movies they used to make-- kids' cartoons and junk like that. No bad words and too many cheesy morals.

[ voice ]

[stacked]

[ with angel around, faith's in a good enough place she might even accept a taste of her own medicine when what goes around comes around. ]

Dude, sucks to be you. [ useful, faith. and charming, as well! ] So, you got a name?

[ voice ]

[never_very_good]

Least I'm still people-sized this time.

[He's grumping about this curse, but really it's not a big deal.]

Frankie.

[ voice ]

[stacked]

Whatever the hell that means.

[ ...if this is grumpy, faith clearly has weird standards. or just used to chill with murderers, that too. ]

Faith.

[ voice ]

[never_very_good]

I spent a weekend as a vampire bat. It wasn't so much fun.

[He'd elaborate, but that would require language he's not using at the moment. Save it for another time.]

Nice to meet you. [If he sounds less than enthused it's just because the pleasantries aren't optional right now.]