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[never_very_good]

[VOICE;]

Gosh, I can't figure out what in the world is going on today but it's pretty darned frustrating!

[This is not even remotely what he intended to say, and this silence? is him quietly fuming.]

I helped a little girl get her kitten out of a tree, before.

When does that ever happen?!

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[never_very_good]

I spent a weekend as a vampire bat. It wasn't so much fun.

[He'd elaborate, but that would require language he's not using at the moment. Save it for another time.]

Nice to meet you. [If he sounds less than enthused it's just because the pleasantries aren't optional right now.]