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[never_very_good]

[VOICE;]

Gosh, I can't figure out what in the world is going on today but it's pretty darned frustrating!

[This is not even remotely what he intended to say, and this silence? is him quietly fuming.]

I helped a little girl get her kitten out of a tree, before.

When does that ever happen?!

Comments

[Voice;]

[neurotoxicity]

I'm not exactly sure how that even happens. But it does seem delightful and cheery. Maybe you can rescue a damsel in distress next.

[Voice;]

[never_very_good]

Yeeeah, 'cept I'm really not that type of guy...

[Voice;]

[neurotoxicity]

But you are the type of guy who rescues kitties from trees?

[Voice;]

[never_very_good]

Not really. It was like my eyes glazed over, my brain stopped working and I just did it.

[Voice;]

[neurotoxicity]

Feeling any other strange compulsions today?

[Voice;]

[never_very_good]

I'm being censored.

[Voice;]

[neurotoxicity]

If you were to try to say "fuck it all" what would come out instead?

[Voice;]

[never_very_good]

Drat.

Or some silliness like that.

[Voice;]

[neurotoxicity]

That is extremely ...silly. What is this, the happy curse?

[Voice;]

[never_very_good]

Doubt it, 'cause I'm not.

[Voice;]

[neurotoxicity]

It's not that horrible is it? Better than being a bat?

[Voice;]

[never_very_good]

I guess I shouldn't complain, long as I have thumbs.

[Voice;]

[neurotoxicity]

Thumbs do make everything better. I wonder if you'll be helping old ladies cross the street next. [Okay so she's laughing at him now.]

[Voice;]

[never_very_good]

I bet if I see any I'll have to.

[Voice;]

[neurotoxicity]

I hope you see some.

[Voice;]

[never_very_good]

My unintentional good deeds are that funny?

[Voice;]

[neurotoxicity]

Yes, I'm afraid they are. But somewhat adorable at the same time.