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[never_very_good]

Next week makes a year for me. Creeps up on you, kinda. Don't think I'm gonna celebrate but there's worse places to be.

I'm down a waitress at the Raven. Anyone looking for a job?

Comments

[fatespoken]

You can't take a joke anymore, can you?

[never_very_good]

Maybe I don't want you scaring people off applying.

[fatespoken]

Vampires are less frightening than people or vampires assume. Like dogs who don't know where not to put their teeth.

[never_very_good]

See, that's why I could never hire you.

[fatespoken]

Haha.