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[never_very_good]

Anyone looking for Eden today, she's uh. Not really available. Curses, y'know.


Sidenote, anyone know what badgers eat?

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[never_very_good]

[He makes a face at that.]

Seriously?

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[eiremagic]

[Paws up]

Actually, yes.

Fuck.

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[never_very_good]

Huh.

[Ew.]

Dunno what to do about that.

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[eiremagic]

[snuffle]

Maybe I should just go hungry today.

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[never_very_good]

Your call. I guess... maybe a pet store or something? Some snakes and shit eat bugs, right?

[He kind of wants to pet her furry little head to be reassuring, but it seems a little strange.]

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[eiremagic]

....yeh're not gonna wanna kiss me after I eat earthworms.

[Even though it's not like he'll want to kiss her while she's a badger anyway. She snuffles a bit]

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[never_very_good]

Eh. You'll be fine by the end of the weekend at worst, we'll forget about it, everything'll be fine. Don't want you to starve.

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[eiremagic]

[There's a pause]

Did some guy I don't know call me cute?

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[never_very_good]

[The corner of his lip tugs up a bit. Badgers are cute, even if they're sort of vicious in the wild.]

Probably best to ignore it.

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[eiremagic]

[Grumbly badger]

Yeh just don' want me to bite him.

....pick me up.

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[never_very_good]

Pretty much. He probably doesn't deserve it.

[He picks her up and sets her half on his leg, half on the seat beside him.]

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[eiremagic]

[She crawls up onto his lap and places her paws on his chest, and her head against his shoulder. She's snuggly]

Can I bite someone who does?

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[never_very_good]

[He's never really been the pet-having type, but this is a little different, so he rests a hand on her fuzzy back.]

Sure. Who'd you have in mind? Amory, maybe?

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[eiremagic]

[She snuffles next to his ear a little. Snuffle snuffle]

Delicious half-breed?

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[never_very_good]

Not sure I'd say delicious.

[Vomit-inducing is more like it but, well, that's a little different.]

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[eiremagic]

Have yeh tried him?

[Snuffly badger is now teasing badger.]

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[never_very_good]

Bit him when I was cursed dead, remember? Got him sick. It's 'cause he's close to being a vamp himself, far as his blood goes anyway. Made me sick, too.

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[eiremagic]

Ew. Luckily you brush your teeth.

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[never_very_good]

Definitely not my proudest moment, yeah.

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[eiremagic]

I forgive you.

[Snuffle]