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[never_very_good]

[VOICE;]

Gosh, I can't figure out what in the world is going on today but it's pretty darned frustrating!

[This is not even remotely what he intended to say, and this silence? is him quietly fuming.]

I helped a little girl get her kitten out of a tree, before.

When does that ever happen?!

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YOU SEE NOTHING.

[thenormalsquint]

The cat or the girl?

i see your FACE! OHHHH SNAP

[never_very_good]

The girl. The cat had a blue ribbon. Unreal.

GET OUT

[thenormalsquint]

Ribbons are unreal? And where are you from again?

YOU ARE STUCK WITH ME FOR EVER AND EVER

[never_very_good]

The whole... combination. It couldn't have been more stereotypical. Fluffy white kitten with a blue ribbon, stuck in a tree, little girl with a pink bow...

DAMN IT

[thenormalsquint]

I'm sure there are worst things to experience in the City than cute little girls and their adorable cats.

MUAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA

[never_very_good]

It's not that it's bad, it just creeped me out. It's like-- like something out of an old kids' book.

[thenormalsquint]

And that isn't creepy either.

[never_very_good]

How is that not fantastically creepy?

I THINK THEY TRADED NAMES. AM I RIGHT?

[thenormalsquint]

I think it's sweet and adorable, Frankie. You don't see that anymore.

probably. i don't mind handwaving it if they didn't actually XD but i thiiink they did? idk. /rolls

[never_very_good]

That's my point. You don't, and did you ever, really?

[thenormalsquint]

I've seen a lot of little girls with ribbons in their hair. Cats, not so much. Mine won't even let me put a collar on him.

[never_very_good]

See what I mean? It's weird.

[thenormalsquint]

Not weird. Just unusual.