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[never_very_good]

[VIDEO]

[There's some scratching and very, very faint cursing accompanies a black screen for a moment as he tries to get the settings changed. When the feed flicks on it stays dark for a moment, the color being pulled like a piece of fabric over the lens as he backs away. A piece of leather, more likely; because as the camera focuses in on poor Frankie, it's immediately obvious how he's been cursed. He would glare if he could, as he announces the following in a familiar but considerably higher-pitched voice.]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!





[He backs up a little, wings half-folded to let him walk on 'hands' and feet. Honestly, all things considered he's doing pretty well for someone who's never had wings before-- call it leftover animal instincts, maybe.]

Am I really stuck like this a whole day? damnit...



[ooc; s-stuck the whole weekend, actually ;D ANYONE WANT TO FEED THE VAMPIRE BAT? <33]

Comments

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

[OMG OMG OMG OMG]

[voice]

[never_very_good]

Of course I talk!

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

Well, I dunno. I never saw a talking bat before!

[voice]

[never_very_good]

I'm not really a bat!

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

... oh.

What are you then?

[voice]

[never_very_good]

A person.

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

So why're you a bat now?

... is it a curse?

[voice]

[never_very_good]

Yeah. Stupidest curse yet.

[grumblegrumblegrumble]

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

But being a bat is totally cool! I mean, you can fly and all! And scare the kids who are easily scared.

[voice]

[never_very_good]

Not just a bat. Vampire bat.

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

Ohhh! What does a vampire bat do?

[voice]

[never_very_good]

You never heard of one?

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't!

[voice]

[never_very_good]

[Debating how to phrase this. Unfortunately Frankie sucks at sugar-coating.]

Vampire bats eat blood.

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

[A gasp!]

Ohhh, scary! Human blood?

[voice]

[never_very_good]

Sometimes. Mostly animals. Cows and things.

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

Well, if they like it...

[voice]

[never_very_good]

Pretty much the same as eating meat.

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

Really? But blood's different than meat.

[voice]

[never_very_good]

Comes from the same place.

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

I guess... but it's still different.

[voice]

[never_very_good]

Why?

[voice]

[revengeisalie.livejournal.com]

Uhm... it just is. Blood isn't meat.

[voice]

[never_very_good]

Maybe not...