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[never_very_good]

To Do:
[in no particular order]

- get drunk done
- find City's best pizza place
- get a tan
- go to the beach, once it's not freezing
- get laid
- have my vitals checked





[ooc; NOT AT ALL aware this posted, yay.]

Comments

[eiremagic]

[Cue the laughing]

[never_very_good]

Complaints;

- It's not my fault
- I can't erase it
- Don't laugh at me
- Why can't I erase it?

[eiremagic]

I remember this curse. It's a bit of an odd one. That's why you can't erase it.

[never_very_good]

Facts;

- I sound like an asshole
- I can't stop writing lists, either

[eiremagic]

Wanting sex hardly makes you sound like an asshole, but I can check your vitals, at least. Come into the clinic.

[never_very_good]

Thoughts;

- Announcing it seems kind of tasteless
- That would be great
- I don't really need them checked but you know how it is
- This list shit is annoying

[eiremagic]

Well, maybe, but you didn't announce the identity of any previous sexual partners, which I did once in a truth curse.

I know, but I might as well. I'll do a full blood panel, too.

[never_very_good]

Responses;

- That must have sucked
- Not that any of mine exist here
- You're the best
- Could be interesting, though I wouldn't understand any of it

[eiremagic]

I think it was more embarrassing at nineteen than it would be at thirty.

I'll explain it to you.

[never_very_good]

Replies;

- ...nineteen.
- Sorry, I am not used to people not being older than they look
- That works. Wonder if I'd remember, to tell Ed

[eiremagic]

...[pause]...

How old did you think I was?

I'll leave you with a printout.

[never_very_good]

Admissions;

- I never really thought about it
- I don't know if I'll get a chance to tell him anyway but thanks

[eiremagic]

Why, how old are you?

[never_very_good]

Explanation;

- Twenty-nine
- But I've been twenty-nine a long time
- So technically thirty-nine, I guess?
- Most nineteen-year-olds look like little kids

[eiremagic]

Vampires.

Most nineteen year olds look nineteen, you know. Just the ones you're talking about that don't.

[never_very_good]

Responses;

- It takes some getting used to
- Fuck I feel old now