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[never_very_good]

To Do:
[in no particular order]

- get drunk done
- find City's best pizza place
- get a tan
- go to the beach, once it's not freezing
- get laid
- have my vitals checked





[ooc; NOT AT ALL aware this posted, yay.]

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

Number 5 should definitely be number 2. Eat after the sex.

[never_very_good]

Reactions;
- what are you even--
- oh fuck
- I guess I must be cursed
- Those weren't in order
- Fuck I really didn't mean to say any of this

[thenormalsquint]

Well, yes, fucking is what I meant for number 2.

And yes, you are cursed. Congratulations.

[never_very_good]

Facts;
- I would not just say shit like that if I wasn't
- I hate this place
- Seriously that's fucked up

[eiremagic]

[Cue the laughing]

[never_very_good]

Complaints;

- It's not my fault
- I can't erase it
- Don't laugh at me
- Why can't I erase it?

[eiremagic]

I remember this curse. It's a bit of an odd one. That's why you can't erase it.

[never_very_good]

Facts;

- I sound like an asshole
- I can't stop writing lists, either

[immortal-witch.livejournal.com]

I can recommend a few places.

[never_very_good]

Relieved replies;

- Oh yeah?
- Such as?

[immortal-witch.livejournal.com]

[never_very_good]

Responses;

- I guess you really like pizza
- That's a lot of detail
- Thanks, I'll try those

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Frankie...

Do you need me to pick you since you're drunk?

[never_very_good]

Clarifications;

- I'm not drunk now, it's crossed off 'cause I did get drunk
- It was something I had been looking forward to
- Actually I kicked some douchebag's ass when I was drunk the other day
- It was awesome
- Don't mind the list. Really.
- Curses are stupid

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Right...

Is there anything else you need help with on that list then?

[never_very_good]

Replies;
- nah I'm good
- unless you know how to erase cursed shit
- but I'm guessing it's impossible
- and if you like pizza we could grab pizza sometime

voice;

[grandmaglasses.livejournal.com]

What kind of a to do list is that?

voice;

[never_very_good]

[Yes, he announces the title, and you can imagine him ticking off the items on his fingers.]

What Kind of List This Is;

- one I didn't mean to post
- a stupid one
- curse-induced
- really not that important
- probably age-inappropriate judging by the sound of your voice

voice; 1/2

[grandmaglasses.livejournal.com]

I'm not age-inappropriate!

voice;

[grandmaglasses.livejournal.com]

[But now she is laughing.]

So if you didn't mean to post it then why don't you just take it down? What's wrong with your vitals?

voice;

[never_very_good]

Explanations;

- It won't let me take it down
- It won't let me stop making lists
- Nothing's wrong with my vitals

[Pause]

Question;
- how old are you?

[familyshares.livejournal.com]

I think that's an excellent list.

[never_very_good]

Mildly Embarrassed Replies;
- I didn't mean to post this
- But thanks

Further Commentary
- What the fuck curse I'm not embarrassed

[familyshares.livejournal.com]

What would you be embarrassed about? The getting laid one? That's not a bad thing, it's normal for people to want that.

[never_very_good]

Explanations;

- I'm not embarrassed about wanting to get laid
- But it seems kind of tasteless to announce it
- Also I can't stop making lists